There once was a girl on e.bloggerThat's right, I've joined a blogger cookie swap! My partner was Ms. Batter-Splattered herself, the lovely Molly from Arkansas. We were asked to send cookies (of any kind) and a haiku. The Rococoa Miss sent a dozen chocolate-covered linzer cookies (recipe dusted off of this corner of my bookshelf), and this...
who had words and baked goods to offer
she whipped up a storm
with her pen and her forn(o)
and mailed them all to another
Cookies and haikuAnd since I was on a (syncopated) roll I sent Molly a limerick for good measure...
I offer you in lieu of
Happy Christmas!
There once was a man from LinzerHe he he. Since good taste was already out the window I figured I'd try my hand at a raunchier one. Enter the man from Nantucket (snigger)...
whose wife was too big for his pincer
try as he may
at the end of the day
only his cookies could please her
There once was a man from NantucktHa! Shameless RocM! Shameless!
away he never could tuck it
always he screwed
anything that moved
if it had a pulse, then be sure he would f*** it
It's not really my fault though, those poor Nantuckters have a name that just screams raunchy limerick. I sure hope Molly reads her note before the cookies, I don't want her choking from teeny pincers and randy Nantuckters.
Have a lovely Christmas Ms. Batter-Splattered!
(photo via Electric Blue Baking-- I promise to upload mine as soon as I stop eating the cookies!)
RocM notes: All nasty limericks, haikus, poetry of any description mentioned here are RocM's own. Copy at your own risk.
Hey you, as I sit here in the jewelry I bought from you, I was thinking have you ever been to "courage my love" in kensington market? lots of random bits and bobs for sale there. I also have some kulchi tribal beads that i can give you.
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